Santa Jaws (2018)

“Ho-Ho-Ho, you son of a fish.” Sometimes you’ve just gotta jump the shark, and Santa Jaws knows just how to do that. 😉 Filled to the gills with shark and Christmas puns galore, this campy, over-the-top cheese-fest is one of those movies that is bad, knows it is bad, and leans into it as heavily

John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982) Buddy Review

  Do you like horror? Do you like science fiction? Well, John Carpenter’s The Thing from 1982 is probably right up your alley. 🙂 All hell breaks loose at an American research station in Antarctica as they are faced with a horrific alien creature that can take the shape of any living creature. This forces

Tricks or Treats? October’s Spooky Viewing: Part 1

Horror is fun year-round, but there is certainly an extra bit of magic added to it as Halloween creeps nearer and nearer. We’ve both been binge-watching horror films of new and old this October, and we thought we’d share little snippets about our latest viewing pleasures, and if we dub them a “Trick” or a

Double Feature Horor Movie Reviews: Rawhead Rex (1986) and Puppet Master (1989)

We recently made a pact to get together for a sleepover this Fall, bake some autumn-themed baked goods, and watch horror movies, so recently we did just that! We made a cinnamon apple cake, served hot from the oven with vanilla bean ice cream on top, and visited our favorite decade in horror–the 80’s! We

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (No-Spoiler) Review

Martial-arts master Shang-Chi confronts the past he thought he left behind when he’s drawn into the web of the mysterious Ten Rings organization. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings is currently dominating the box office, and with good reason. It was such a treat to watch, and it also celebrates an important milestone,

Candyman (2021) No-Spoiler Review

Even those who haven’t seen the older Candyman films know the legend, hearing it as children at slumber parties or on the playground right along with other tales like Bloody Mary. Say his name into the mirror five times, and the Candyman will appear to slaughter the person who summoned him with his bloody hook