Letters to Satan Claus (2020)

Like a Hallmark Christmas movie . . . but with Satan. 🙂 While writing an angry letter to Santa Claus, young Holly Winters mistakenly writes “Satan” instead of “Santa” in her letter, and what results is a traumatizing Christmas morning for her and her young sister. Over 20 years later, a jaded and alcoholic Holly

Santa Jaws (2018)

“Ho-Ho-Ho, you son of a fish.” Sometimes you’ve just gotta jump the shark, and Santa Jaws knows just how to do that. 😉 Filled to the gills with shark and Christmas puns galore, this campy, over-the-top cheese-fest is one of those movies that is bad, knows it is bad, and leans into it as heavily

John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982) Buddy Review

  Do you like horror? Do you like science fiction? Well, John Carpenter’s The Thing from 1982 is probably right up your alley. 🙂 All hell breaks loose at an American research station in Antarctica as they are faced with a horrific alien creature that can take the shape of any living creature. This forces

Tricks or Treats? October’s Spooky Viewing: Part 2

Good creepy morning, Ghouls and Fiends everywhere. It is I, your very unfriendly pal Scream here. I’ve been on a horror movie binge for some time now but these are some recent watches. SCREAM’S HORROR TRICKS AND TREATS OF OCTOBER: MOVIES TRICK – I’ve never seen the original so I cannot compare the two. This

Tricks or Treats? October’s Spooky Viewing: Part 1

Horror is fun year-round, but there is certainly an extra bit of magic added to it as Halloween creeps nearer and nearer. We’ve both been binge-watching horror films of new and old this October, and we thought we’d share little snippets about our latest viewing pleasures, and if we dub them a “Trick” or a

Double Feature Horor Movie Reviews: Rawhead Rex (1986) and Puppet Master (1989)

We recently made a pact to get together for a sleepover this Fall, bake some autumn-themed baked goods, and watch horror movies, so recently we did just that! We made a cinnamon apple cake, served hot from the oven with vanilla bean ice cream on top, and visited our favorite decade in horror–the 80’s! We

Happy Spooky Season!

Trick or Treat! It’s that magical time of year again, and we’re beyond excited to celebrate and revel in all the spooky delights of the season with you. Expect horror reviews aplenty, along with a whole slew of Halloween fun as we relish in the month of October. What plans are you most excited for

What Horror Films Started It All?

We were recently given the wonderful suggestion by none other than the fabulous Grab the Lapels to share what horror films we remember watching first. This was too fun of an idea not to post about, so let’s dive in, shall we? SUGAR: I started watching horror (especially horror-comedies) young and once I got started,

GO TO HELL

You probably think I’m being a big ‘ol meany but what I’m telling you is that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, also, asphalt. Hell, Michigan. It’s a real place. The only Hell in the entire country and you should drag someone there with you. I want to tell you all the

Candyman (2021) No-Spoiler Review

Even those who haven’t seen the older Candyman films know the legend, hearing it as children at slumber parties or on the playground right along with other tales like Bloody Mary. Say his name into the mirror five times, and the Candyman will appear to slaughter the person who summoned him with his bloody hook